Emily's Adventures in Wonderland

Spritiual Blondeness


I was walking outside the new gym, heading for a lounge chair to set up shop in my bathing suit in the sunshine by the pool when I saw the hottest guy I have seen in a long, long time. Not only the hottest guy, but the most adorable toddler with chubby cheeks and oh-so-happy to be jumping from the side of the pool into her daddy’s arms. It was ADORABLE. They should be in a commerical together!

So I am gawking at the hot man and his adorable baby and walking, with my head looking behind me as the baby jumps in the pool, when BAM!



I walked into a flag pole.



I was staring at a guy, and I walked into a pole. Are you kidding me? LOL

I have a HUGE bump in the middle of my forehead and I am still waiting for it to turn black and blue. The area is so tender I can't even really wash my face because just lightly running my fingers over it is painful, but the bump is barely visible and there is no color yet. I did it on Monday afternoon. I still have a slight headache. How come I can't see the bruise yet?

I actually had to call my sister to ask her if I had a concussion. (I don’t, just a "hematoma" she happily told me. LOL)



In the words of wise person..." Blonde is a state of mind, not a hair color."


THis is so funny that it ties into Kristi's post about her new blonde hair!!! lol

If I get a big bruise I will take a picture for you.